The Day the Earth Stood Still
Breakups are so hard!
First I don’t even know I have a significant other, then he shows up one day, rantin’ and ravin’ about how terrible I’ve been to him and that he’s gonna leave me.
As blind sided as I was, I promised to change, and that I’ll be a better universe-mate.
Of course, the jerk is skeptical and insists on taking me out into the woods for a while, but I’ve been through worse so I went along with it. I just can’t lose him!
Well eventually me and my bastard kid (different father, he hasn’t really connected the dots yet) talked him into keeping us around, but he just hit the road again right away.
Sigh…. Sometimes I wonder what I am getting out of this relationship.
3 more facial expressions than Mr. Reeves possesses/10
