Gran Turino
What do you get when you put a grizzled hardass on the screen with the worst collection of actors ever assembled? You get an unintentional comedy for the ages.
Two sentences to sum up this movie:
1. Clint Eastwood makes tough facial expressions and says more racial slurs than I knew existed.
2. Asians crawl the streets behaving (and acting) poorly.
Slurs uttered:
Fish heads
Zipper Head
Slopes
Gooks
Nips
Dragon Lady
Chinks
and that was just for asians. He had more for blacks, italians, the irish. I’m just glad he didn’t make it to homosexuals, or else it wouldve been a 3 hour movie.
If you need any other reason to see this movie, here is Clint Eastwood singing about a Gran Torino, that prob left him for a mustang or something.
6 improbable laughs/10
